A rich man is speaking to a poor man about what he is getting his wife for Christmas. "I'm getting her a diamond bracelet and a BMW, so even if she doesn't like the bracelet, at least she can drive the car back to the shop to change it" says the rich man.
The poor man responds: "I'm buying my wife a mop and a dildo. If she doesn't like the mop she can go and fuck herself".
